What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How did it feel to take your first gay BBC?

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Game-Changing Fossil Discovery Reveals That Reptiles Appeared on Earth Millions of Years Earlier Than Thought - SciTechDaily

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?

Just Forget it!

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What specific economic and social impacts would result if all climate change policies and regulations were immediately repealed worldwide?

Everyone loved it.

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Yankees get completely manhandled by Dodgers in ghastly blowout loss - New York Post

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Phillies Place Bryce Harper On 10-Day IL Due To Wrist Inflammation - MLB Trade Rumors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Why does my crush always looks at me in a sad way whenever I talk with other boys, and if he catch me staring on him then he go and flirt with other girls and then check if I am looking at him?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How can I remove decimals in math?

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Poland election: Conservative historian Nawrocki wins presidential vote - BBC

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Still no good.

If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why am I not losing weight despite eating 1500 calories daily? Male 24y 161kg 174cm and obese. My calorie tracking is on point, I mostly eat prepackaged food and occasionally cook for myself measuring only the raw ingredients, yes including the oil.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Why did my ex move on so quickly?